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Thursday, 13 March 2014
Summer special song
GARMI SONG..
Suno Gor Se"PEPSI"Walo
Buri Nzar Na"COKE"Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna"DEW"Pila Lo
Sbse Aage Hoga"NIMBU-PANI"
Hamne Piya He
Tum B Piyo.
"Garmi Mubark" Ho.
Garmi Aa Gayi h Apna KHAYAL Rakhna
Pani Jyada Pina������
KHANA Kam KHANA?��
Aur Sabse Zaruri baat-
Sir ko Dhoop se Bachana��
Qki Bhuse me Jaldi Aag Lagti Hai.����
����
Happy Summer����
Keri na dhagla ... Summer special
Yaha b hoga
Waha b hoga
Ab to sare jahan me hoga
Kya
Kya
Kya
Keri na dhagla������������
Dhagla������������
Dhagla������������
Dhagla������������
Happy summer..
Wednesday, 12 March 2014
Tuesday, 11 March 2014
Aashiqui 2 remix in whatsapp style
Wats app love song
Aashiqui 3...
Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera
Tuhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to
Khud se ho jaayenge Khafa��
Kyonki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho��
Status bhi; mera Dp bhi;
Mera update�� bhi ab tum hi ho
Tere mera rishta hai kaisa
Ek pal offline gawara nahin
Tere liye online�� hain rehte
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina
Har post mein naam teraaaⓂ
Kyonki tum hi ho��
Ab tum hi ho��
Zindagi ab tum hi ho��
Morning bhi...mera noon bhi...meri evening bhi
Ab tum hi ho..
WhatsApp ka tadaka 2
CEO of facebook
Announced that 'last seen' on whatsapp will now includes the persons GPS location ...
This according to markzuckerberg is for satisfy reasons should anything happen to anyone & parents to know their childrens location att all times nd partner to know their spouses locations!!!....
EXAMPLE
- Hi Sweety, I just left from office.....[[Last seen 02.54pm @ Rasila Bar at Kalyan Shil Highway.]]
Kuchh mitha hojaye!!!!
!!!!! GUJJU PESCIAL !!!!!
On bus-stop..
1 sweet boy & 1 cute girl standing together..
Girl eating dairy milk..
Boy- Excuse me, kya aap mujhe dairymilk ka chota sa bite dengi?!
Girl- kya main aapko jaanti hoon?!
Boy(in hurry)- Laav ne have jaldi.. Main aapko Janti hoon vaadi...ek to vada pav tikhu lagyu chhe ne upar thi tu advertise ni heroine banva jaay chhe.Dobi.!!
Nirmal baba ko ungli..
Pappu:- Baba mujhe rasta dikhao,
Meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai
chintit hu.
Nirmal baba:- Beta aap kya krte ho.
Pappu- Shadi hone ke liye konsa
kam uchit rahega..??
Baba- Tum mithai ki dukan khol lo.
Pappu- Baba, wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki
mithai ki hi dukan hai.
Baba: Shanivar ke din subah 9 baje khola karo.
Pappu- Shani mandir ke paas hi
meri dukan h or 9 baje hi kholta hu.
Baba- Kale rang ke kutte ko mithai
khilaya karo.
Pappu- Mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai, subah sham mithai
khilata hu.
Baba- Somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
karo.
Pappu- Main keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu.
Baba- Kitne bhai behan ho.
Pappu- Baba aap ke hisaab se shadi ke liye kitne bhai
behan hone
chhaiye.
Baba- Do bhai ek behan.
Pappu- Mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi hai.
Baba- Daan diya karo.
Pappu- Baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu.
Baba- Badrinath kitni baar gaye ho.
Pappu- Baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye....??
Baba- kam se kam 2 baar.
Pappu- Main bhi 2 baar hi gaya hu.
Baba- Nile rang ki shirt pehna karo.
Pappu- Baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hai, kal dhone ke liye utari thi, fir
pehan lunga.
Baba gusse ho gaye tabhi
Pappu- Baba ek baat bolu
Baba - haa jarur
Pappu- Main pehle se shadi shuda hoon
aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi..... Idhar se gujar rahah
tha, socha tumhe ungli karta chalu.
Style!!!!!!
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumse Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum ne sahi jabab diya To mai tumhari ho jaungi....
Lakda Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl: Kya Hua Jawab Nai doge..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyaar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi....!!
Moral: jab confidence naa ho to kam se kam dialogue to achaa maar hi do... ������
Monday, 10 March 2014
WhatsApp ka tadaka..
Wife entered bed room and found
hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.
She Walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly and............ *
PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and
said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute
ago... ;)
Zor sa zataka dhire se..
A biker stops when he notice - a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her: Do U mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.
When she finished, He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had.
Why R U committing suicide?
She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..
:) ;)
:) ;)
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